Monday, September 6, 2010

LIFE In A Metro>>>>


Iss yatra Sewa me Thoda Vilambhh Hoga..............There Will A Short Delay To This Service...We Regret The Inconvinience....

Uncle A: Ohh God, what is this delay now, we are already troubled. This Metro has become crowded worse than these Bluelines buses.

Uncle B: You are right Bhaisahab!!!....Its all same everywhere...kahi bhi chale jao....Delhi to barbaad hai (Delhi is ruined now).

Uncle A: Haah bhaisahab...Sarkaar ko kuch karna padega.......itni population badd rahi hai ki koi control hi nahi hai.......Sab apna pet bharne me lage hue hai.....desh ki kisi ko koi chinta hi nahi hai

Uncle C: Yehi agar Sanjay Gandhi jinda hota to bhaisahab aaj desh ka naksha hi kuch aur hota.........hame koi control me lane wala neta chahiye

Uncle A: Haah.....ya phir koi Sardar Vallabbhai Patel jaisa hona chahiye....unhone aise aise decisions seconds me liye the....tab ke baad desh me koi revolution nahi hua dekh lo......nahi na.

Uncle C: (by now feeling in control of the discussion & very excited & a diegard Sanjay Gandhi's fan i suppose) Sanjay Gandhi hota to abhi tak population control ke liye kuch zaroor karta.......

Uncle B: (Feeling bit neglected, felt the need of saying something before everyone takes their own course) Jinti bhi facilities deti hai sarkar, sab badti population khaa jaati hai......yaha to China se bhi bura haal ho gaya hai....pair rakhne tak ki jagah nahi hai.



And the metro resumed its journey now.....thank god it did......and it followed sigh of relief from these uncles & roaring laughter.

The station was New Delhi & i kept pondering over the discussion till i was almost forced to get down (though it was my station) by the population (i beg to differ to call " Crowd" as " population " here" ).

I kept wondering what those uncles meant when they say " XYZ hota to population control karta", when we Indians are still not out of " X" & " Y" (read chromosomes).
The discussion group took the topic more than what is stated above & sounded quite meaningful too (except " wo hota toh...."....hahahahahaaa).
The point is.........Do we need any law, policies to be more mindful of our deeds.
Do we need to be checked by some power control when we plan a family heir (which can only be a male child...so any no. of additions before the same are welcome).

Whatever happened .....happened......Its coming to saturation now.......ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE........Lets contribute (i mean NO....i mean.....yes u get it......) & help to give METRO its LIFE.


All I claimed was that when a drastic change occurs, it occurs in a relatively small and isolated population.

Rome Was Not Built In A Day...Lets Try It........